Wow! You actually came to this page. Our lawyers made us include it and
made us use a precious button on our home page to get you here. At first, we thought this
was a real pain. But then we read the page. It's really important stuff. We took the
"legalese" the lawyers wrote and translated it into readable English. So be
smart and read the stuff on this page. It could prevent you from hearing from a lawyer.
Here's the deal:
We run this site so that people like you (and people you like) can use it for personal
entertainment, information, education, communication, and cybergratification. So go ahead
and browse around all you like. You can even download stuff from the site but only for
non-commercial, personal use. If you do, though, don't fool around with the copyright and
other notices all over the stuff. They're there for a really good reason. And don't even
think about distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing, re-posting, or anything else
uncool with any of the stuff, including text, images, audio, and video, for public or
commercial purposes unless we give you written permission in advance. And it's not likely
we will.
If you visit our site, you're also legally obligated to comply with [read: to be stuck
with] the terms and conditions below and any other law or regulation that applies to the
site, the Internet, and the World Wide Web. You shouldn't access or browse the site if you
have any problem with that, because once you start, there's no turning back - you are
bound by [read: stuck with] the terms and conditions.
So here's the scoop on our Top Ten Rules for Cybersurfers who hang out on our site:
- For everyone's sake, just assume that everything on the site is copyrighted unless we
say it's not. So you can't use the stuff except how we say you can on this page or
anywhere else on the site, without our written permission. And like we said before, it's
not likely we'll give you permission anyway.
- While we try to include accurate stuff on the site, we're not promising you it's
accurate. In fact, we're not promising you anything except information. So if you use
stuff on the site, you're using it at your own risk. Don't call us if there's a problem -
remember you got the stuff for nothing [read: free of charge].
- We and anybody else who helped us create, produce, or deliver the site are not liable
for any damages you suffer when you use it. In particular, the lawyers want you to know
that our disclaimer includes "direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or
punitive damages arising out of your access to, or use of, the site. Without limiting the
foregoing, everything on the site, including our company's products, is provided to you
'AS IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT
LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE,
OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. Please note that some jurisdictions may not allow the exclusion of
implied warranties, so some of the above exclusions may not apply to you. Check your local
laws for any restrictions or limitations regarding the exclusion of implied
warranties." Ugh! What a mouthful. We put all of that in quotes because we couldn't
figure out any other way to say it that the lawyers would accept. But here's the bottom
line - we're not responsible for what you do, if you're browsing around and the site
damages you or your computer or infects it with any nasty viruses, it's your
responsibility. We sure hope that doesn't happen, but if it does, don't call us.
- If you don't want the world to know something, don't post it on the site in any bulletin
board or anyplace else. That's because anything you disclose to us is ours. That's right -
ours. So we can do anything we want with the stuff you post. We can reproduce it, disclose
it, transmit it, publish it, broadcast it, and post it someplace else. We can even send it
to your mother (as soon as we find her address). Not only that, we can even use any ideas,
concepts, know-hows, or techniques you post any way we want, including developing,
manufacturing, and marketing products, or other stuff using the information you post.
- Pictures of people or places shown on the site are either our property or someone else's
property we're using with their permission. No matter what, it's definitely not your
property. You or any of your net friends can't use it unless we said you can on this page
or somewhere else on the site. So guess what - we won't say you can. So be careful,
because unauthorized use may violate all sorts of nasty laws. Be smart, keep the stuff you
download to yourself.
- There's also a lot of trademarks, logos, and service marks on the site that either we
own or we're using with someone else's permission. So don't think you have any kind of
license or right to use them, because you don't and we're not about to give you one. If
you don't leave them alone and mess with the trademarks, logos, and service marks on our
site, we'll probably go ballistic - so will the companies that own the other trademarks,
logos, and service marks. That means that we're likely to sue you or to ask a prosecutor
to come after you for messing around with our property or the property of others.
- You'll probably notice we've linked our site to a lot of others. While that's cool, it
doesn't mean we've looked at all these sites, much less checked them out periodically to
see what's going on. So don't blame us if some site you link to is bad or has stuff on it
that offends you or your pets. Go ahead and link, but remember you're doing it at your own
risk.
- That brings us to what you do on our own site. While we occasionally listen in on chat
groups, or look at all the postings in our discussion groups or on bulletin boards, we
take no responsibility for the acts and omissions of others and assume no liability for
the content of those locations or for any mistakes, defamation, libel, slander, omissions,
falsehoods, obscenity, pornography, or profanity you might encounter when you visit such
places on our site. And don't be stupid by posting or transmitting any unlawful,
threatening, libelous, defamatory, obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic, nasty,
mean or profane material or any material that law enforcement types may consider a
criminal offense, get someone in court on a civil lawsuit, or for that matter, violate any
law - anywhere, anytime. While we certainly respect your privacy, we have no choice but to
fully cooperate with any law enforcement authorities or court that asks us who might have
posted nasty stuff on our site.
- We're allowed to change this page or anything else on the site any time we want to.
That's because it's ours and we have the programmers who can do it. If we do change the
page, then you're bound [read: stuck] with those changes, too, whenever you visit our
site.
- If this all sounds kind of mean and undiplomatic, you should have seen what the lawyers
gave us in the first place. We had to remind them that human torture and sacrifice was
outlawed in the United States. Boy, did they look disappointed!
One on One Communications Management has adopted the following
policies to safeguard your personal information. We will limit the collection and use of
personal information to what is necessary to administer our business.
Our web site may contain links to other sites, and we make every
effort to link only to sites that share our high standards and respect for privacy.
However, we are not responsible for the content or the privacy practices employed by other
sites.
One on One Communications Management collects personal information
from our visitors on a voluntary basis only. Personal information may include name, title,
company, address, phone number, e-mail address, etc. The individual information we collect
is used only by One on One Communications Management to improve the products and services
we offer. We do not rent, sell or transmit personal information to other organizations.
Our web server tracks and collects general information about the
visits to our web site. For example, we compile statistics that show the daily numbers of
visitors to our site, the daily requests we receive for particular files, the types of
browsers visitors use, the visitors' domain names, and from what countries those requests
come. However, we do not correlate this information with data about individual users.
A cookie is a small data file that certain web sites write to your
hard drive when you visit them. A cookie file can contain information such as a user ID
that the site uses to track the pages you have visited. But the only personal information
a cookie can contain is information you supply yourself. A cookie can't read data off your
hard disk or read cookie files created by other sites. One on One Communications
Management does not use cookies.
The data you voluntarily provide helps us to customize our web site
to better meet your needs. Therefore, we may request and store the following types of
specific information: your name, company name, street address, telephone numbers and
e-mail addresses, etc. One on One Communications Management may also retain electronic
communications you send to our webmaster or other One on One Communications Management
associates. These may be shared only within One on One Communications Management as a
means to continually improve our services.
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